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Friday, 7 May 2004
Annoying laughs
I hate people with annoying laughs. We have two annoying laughers where I work. The first one goes "Huuuuuuuuhhh, huh huh huhuhuhuhhh"- it almost sounds like fake sobbing. Also, it sounds really stupid, like when Goofy goes "Huh-yuk huh-yuk huh-yuk." I'll do an impression of it, if anyone asks.
The second one we have is a snorter. And I'm NOT talking like "Tee hee heeee *little snort* hee hee," noooo- she sounds like a PIG. An real live pig. It's like "Ha ha *snooooooooort* Ha *snort snoooort* ha." I hate that. I mean, snorting's funny and cute (sometimes), but NOT when you sound like a freaking pig when you're laughing. I can do an impression of that one too, if anybody wants to hear it.
I had other stuff to say but I forgot it 'cuz now all I can think about is the annoying laughter and how much I hate it. GRRR I hate annoying laughter.
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Tuesday, 4 May 2004
Gail and Patrick's Super Fun Fun Happy Friday Night Adventure of Fun!
Yeah, it was like over a week ago, but I've been... busy. With finals. Yeahhhh, finals.
Pat and I started out our fun fun adventure night by going to get slushees. Not just any 'ol slushees- these are magical orgasmic slushees! They come from Quik Trip. They're the black cherry ones in the back corner. They're like a orgy in my mouth, only in slushee form.
Then we went to the Avenue. And we stared at people through the window of Abercrombie & Fitch. It's a lot of fun, staring at people- it's like watching tv. Only the tv characters stare back at you and freak the hell out. Then we went to Borders and I got the "Never Mind the Bullocks- Here's the Sex Pistols" cd-- a MUST for any cd collection.
Then, this is liek the best part, we wandered around the alley behind the Avenue and we found a big box of magazines! So we poked throught the box and I scored three magazines (with their covers town off) Yaay free stuff! But the best part is- in one of the magazines I found a picture of Freddie Prinze Jr! Yaaaaay!!
We continued our adventure at Psycho Tattoo. I went to get my earring changed, but they didn't have any in my size, so we decided to stop by the sex shop down the street. Umm.. Starship, I think? I signed a petition there- I think it was a petition to let cobb county sex shops sell vibrators, or something. Hahaha- vibrators!!!
Then we hung out at Patrick's house. He has a really cool house, and more people should hang out there ('cuz Patrick says so). Then I scared the hell outta myself 'cuz I started thinking about scary things (like the scary rubber hand tacked to the wall, and zombies, and stuff), so I was all freaked out. I have a very over-active imagination.
I hate zombies. I saw Dawn of the Dead WEEKS ago, and I'm STILL creeped out.
Also, wish me luck on my Sociology final tomorrow at 2:00. Yay!
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at 9:34 PM EDT
Tuesday, 27 April 2004
Bad day at work makes Gail say "Grrrrrr..."
Yesterday started out bad (a doctor had to take some blood, and I got a shot in my ear. A SHOT in my EAR...) but then got really good again (I get to exempt my Psych final, I aced my Spanish Oral Exam, and our HPS group presentation went really well), but then got really bad again that night (I'm being kicked out of my bedroom for all of next week -FINALS week, too- so some dumbass drunken redneck can tile the downstairs floor). I was pissed off.
But then, last night I had a really good dream. I can't remember what it was about, but i woke up with a warm and fuzzy feeling. I think I dreamt that Brandon came home (from Japan) and me and Stewart were friends again. So my morning was really good.
But then it got ugly- I almost got run over by some asshole in the parking lot (i'm serious- if I'd have been a few feet further forward he would have plowed right into me). Then, I get to my desk and I find out that the office IT guy has rebooted my computer and lost EVERYTHING on it that I'd saved. All my bookmarked sites, all my miscellaneous work notes, my background (a pic of me and Nathan that WASN'T saved anywhere), all my SAVED SCHOOL WORK... HOPEFULLY I won't NEED any of my skool werk since the semester is almost over... I was sooo about to cry, but then he spent like 45 minutes trying to bring up at least SOME stuff. Didn't work, though. But I got over it... I mean, I'm pissed, but it's not the end of the world, I guess. And then I put up a pic of Freddie Prinze Jr. as my background until I can find another pic of me and Nathan. So THEN this guy (whom i don't really like very much) keeps coming up to bug me with like "Hey, can you look this up in the computer for me?" and I'm thinking "Oh yeah, sure i can- 'cuz I don't have ANYTHING BETTER TO DO than look up stuff for you when YOU CAN DO IT YOURSELF..." finally, he left me alone. So then I'm on my lunch break, just minding my own damn business, when Izzy (whom i also dislike) yells over the cubicle wall "GAIL! GAIL- you there? GAIL!!" and she's IN THE CUBICLE RIGHT NEXT TO ME- it would be easier and less noisy to just walk her fat ass over and ask me quietly!! So I stay quiet, pretending like I'm all absorbed in reading my magazine. So she finally drags over and goes "What's the abbreviation for Minnesota? MN?" And I'm thinking "Goddamnit, you could have looked that up in the internet in 2 seconds instead of wailing at me!" so I was just like "Oh, I'm not sure" when I did know full well what the damn abbreviation was... I don't like Izzy because she commands me to do stuff and then doesn't say please, and when she says thank you it's grudgingly. But, on the up side- Out of all 40-some people I work with, i only dislike 3 or 4. Most everybody else is really nice (most of the time).
Geez, all I did was bitch in this post. Later on tonight or tomorrow I'm gonna post the details of Patrick and Gail's Happy Fun Fun Friday Night Adventure of Fun!!
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at 3:17 PM EDT
Friday, 23 April 2004
I want JOHN STEVENS to be the next American Idol...
Yes, I like watching American Idol. It's true. But you know what?? I'm not ashamed! Do you hear that, world?! I AM NOT ASHAMED!! Ok, enough of that...
I want John Stevens to win. In case you don't know, John Stevens is
this guy. The ultra-pale red-headed one. I looove his voice and (Nathan's gonna be mad at me, but) he's just absolutely adorable!! ((And YEAH, I already know he's JAILBAIT, so don't bother telling me *grumble*)) Also, I like him 'cuz he's crazy white and I love red hair (on guys, anyways)!! Red-headed guys are just so cute!! Haha- hey! I got idea...
Ok, I'm done. Yeah, I know that C Thomas Howell and Jake LeDoux aren't listed under "cute", but I just can't find any good pictures of them right now...
Wait, where was I going with all this? Hmm... let's see, I had some hot chocolate and I was writing about John Stevens... then I had a cup of coffee and posted pics of random guys... then I had some chocolate and posted pics of ugly guys... Hmmmmm... Oh well- let's do the Hyper Dance!! *wiggle wiggle* *shake shake shake* *wiggle wiggle* UH UH!!
...I'm done. I promise I won't dance anymore...
Damn, alright that's enough procrastinating- I gotta go do some homework. Woooooo...
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at 10:49 AM EDT
Updated: Friday, 23 April 2004 2:26 PM EDT
Thursday, 22 April 2004
Happy, sad, happy, sad...
I started today out happy. I think it's 'cuz I was ready for work on time.
But then on the way into work, I asked my mom a question (we carpool), and she started yelling and got all upset, which made me upset. So then I felt sad.
But then, this nice lady who works with me (Elizabeth, with the picnic basket of candy at her desk) gave me a Cadberry Cream egg. I loooove Cadberry Cream Eggs (ESPECIALLY the chocolate-filled ones... mmmm *drool*), and that made me happy again. I even clapped (I clap my hands when I'm really happy).
So I went to make some coffee so I could have sufary-coffee AND sugar-filled chocolate eggy goodness at the same time! Mmmmmmmm diabetes-inducing sugary goooooodness.... Anyway, I made some instant coffee (Swiss Miss French Vanilla Cappuccino, to be exact) and it was really good, and it reminded me of when I used to work at the snax bar at Wally World. The coffee machine was my FAVORITE part of the whole job- I think it was the same coffee as this kind we have at the office...
And then I started thinking about my job at Wally World... I was thinking about how funny it was that guys used to hit on me when I worked there. It's funny 'cuz I had to wear a hair net and guys STILL hit on me. Lemme tell you, in that hair net I felt about as sexy as a lunch lady. A very unsexy lunch lady. But then that got me to thinking of my bestest friend- I met him through working at Wal-Mart...
And then I got sad, because I remembered that my bestest friend is still not talking to me. So that mad me super-sad again. I don't like being sad. I think I need to start carrying around emergency glitter with me. 'Cuz i love glitter and it cheers me up. ... ... No, I don't think even GLITTER can cheer me up right now. *sigh*
Oh well, maybe this weekend will be better...
Posted by bandvamp01
at 12:01 PM EDT
Tuesday, 20 April 2004
4/20...
Huhhhhh, it's 4/20, maaaan!! Wanna get high, maaaaan?? Hahaha, ok I'm done now.
Well, most of you know I had two craptacular days in a row. So far, today's been pretty vanilla. I don't wanna jinx it, but hopefully the bad luck is gone. It was probably karma for something awful I did... I won't bore you with the details of my bad day(s), but i think the worst thing that happened was I got in a fight with my best friend. And getting a bad haircut (don't worry- i fixed it myself). But I keep hoping that maybe this weekend will be fun. Maybe.
This Saturday is Johnny's birthday. He'll be 19. My mom's going to visit him up in Pennsylvania, but I can't go (too close to finals). Also, I HATE flying. So, I think I'm gonna try to go up and visit everyone over the summer. So, anybody wanna go on a Happy Yum Yum Summer Fun Pennsylvania Adventure with me?
I got tricked into eating flan the other day! I HATE FLAN!! It's the most disgusting substance known to man!! For a Spanish class project, some group brought in food-stuff. And they were handing out little cups of this gooey-crap, and I was like "What is it?" 'Cus if they said it was flan I was gonna be all "Ewwww! Flan's nasty! No thank you." but the girl was all "It's Leche Asada" so I was oh ok... so i tasted it, and- EWWWWW! FLAN!!! I ACCIDENTLY ATE FLAN!!! And right then the teacher was all "This is really popular in.. blah blah blah.. and it's called FLAN." Blaaargle!! I gave mine to the guy sitting next to me. EVIL EVIL FLAN!!
So the moral of the story is: Be nice to Gail and don't eat flan. Oh yeah, and someone go get extra high for me, since apparently I'm not allowed to do that anymore...
Posted by bandvamp01
at 2:35 PM EDT
Saturday, 17 April 2004
Peeps make me sad...
Today I had some marshmellow Peeps for lunch. Five, to be exact. They came in a little box. I ate two when I started thinking "hey, what's that group of vegetarians who can't eat anything with a face?" And then I was like "Peeps have faces" and then I got sad because you know, what if the little Peeps knew their fate? See it's like, when cows are going up the ramp into the slaughter-room thing to be all chopped up, how do we KNOW they don't know they're gonna be killed? 'Cus like every comedian on the planet does the bit about "Cows are so stupid- they walk up the ramp to the slaughter house, watch the cow in front of them get chopped up, and they keep following up the ramp! That's soooo dumb! Haw haw haw".. But what if, when each little Peep sees his siblings get eaten he KNOWS that he's in line for that horrible death-- he's going to be eaten alive! That's terrible! *I* wouldn't want to be eaten alive!! And so, I wondered if i should eat the other three, since i felt so bad about killing them, but you know, what was I gonna do- set them free?? Oh, the neighbors would love THAT- they think I'm weird enough already without me throwing Peeps out the front door and yelling "Fly away little friends! Fly away and be FREEEEE!" But I was still in the middle of lunch, so I ate the other three. But I bit their heads off first to try and make it as quick and painless as possible. I ALMOST cried I was so sad, but then I'm a HUGE wussie and I cry at the drop of a hat, so that was probably it.
So the moral of the story is: Gail can NEVER eat Peeps EVER again. Ever.
Posted by bandvamp01
at 1:47 PM EDT
Friday, 16 April 2004
Fun at the libary...
Guess what I did last night? I had fun at the libary! I got to ask the libarians questions, and play with microfilm, and print stuff!! I had to go to the libary for a Sociology project. I'm almost done with it, which is good 'cuz it's due Monday. I just have a little bit left to type up, and *hopefully* I'll be able to get that done today at work.
Microfilm is hella-tits. I found my birthday (7-12-83) and I had to print off something for my project, right? But check it out- I was paging through when I came across this add for dental work, or something. It had my name in it! It said like "The first thing I noticed about Gail was her smile..." and then there's a picture of some chick smiling. I bet her real name's not Gail. But how weeeird was that?? On my birthday! Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy. I think I'm gonna hang it on my wall. Or maybe I'll post a pic of it on my website (IF i ever figger out how to work the scanner, that is).
But I'm happy 'cuz after i finish my sociology project (hopefully today), then I'll just have to work on my Spanish project (i'm SUPPOSED to be meeting with the group members tomorrow, but haven't heard from them), and then after that I'll just have a little bit of work on my HPS project. Wooo. And then, of course, fuckin' finals are gonna slap me in the face... but at least my goddamn projects will be done!!! I am SO sick of those damn things. Rrrgh.
On the bright side, my cartilege piercing is doing much better. So is my belly-button piercing. Yay.
Ok, I'm done.
Posted by bandvamp01
at 8:58 AM EDT
Updated: Friday, 16 April 2004 8:59 AM EDT
Thursday, 8 April 2004
Whoaa.. two posts in one day!
Wow. Apparently, people read this. More importantly, apparently the people I talk smack about in the blog read this. Weeird.
Anyway, I would like to apologize to Stewart. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, hon. You're my best friend, and I really didn't mean to piss you off so bad.
However... seriously, that's not the worst thing I've ever done when I was mad at one of my friends. Just ask Brandon. I think glaring and mouthing "I hate you" and "fuck off" at him for an entire PROM NIGHT is waaay worse than venting about someone online. Yes, I really did that. Man was I pissed. But, you know, I can't help it. It's umm... a red-head thing. ((Not many people know that I'm a natural red-head. I choose to dye it black because it's gotten blonder over the years, and i HATE being blonde. pffsh.)) Red-heads are wild in bed and have fiery tempers. Or so the rumor goes :D. I WILL attest to the fiery temper, though. I think anyone who's ever gotten on my bad side knows that.
So... that's all I've got to say. I guess the moral of the story is that if you piss me off, prepare to be flamed on my blog. How nerdy.
Posted by bandvamp01
at 6:42 PM EDT
Thursday, 1 April 2004
Well, dookie-poo. I just found out that Kontrol Faktor is no longer gonna be a weekly event. It's getting cut down to once a month. That makes me saaaaad. Their last weekly night is tomorrow night, so IF ANYONE WANTS TO GO, let me know, mm'kay??
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at 12:19 PM EST
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