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Saturday, 17 April 2004
Peeps make me sad...
Today I had some marshmellow Peeps for lunch. Five, to be exact. They came in a little box. I ate two when I started thinking "hey, what's that group of vegetarians who can't eat anything with a face?" And then I was like "Peeps have faces" and then I got sad because you know, what if the little Peeps knew their fate? See it's like, when cows are going up the ramp into the slaughter-room thing to be all chopped up, how do we KNOW they don't know they're gonna be killed? 'Cus like every comedian on the planet does the bit about "Cows are so stupid- they walk up the ramp to the slaughter house, watch the cow in front of them get chopped up, and they keep following up the ramp! That's soooo dumb! Haw haw haw".. But what if, when each little Peep sees his siblings get eaten he KNOWS that he's in line for that horrible death-- he's going to be eaten alive! That's terrible! *I* wouldn't want to be eaten alive!! And so, I wondered if i should eat the other three, since i felt so bad about killing them, but you know, what was I gonna do- set them free?? Oh, the neighbors would love THAT- they think I'm weird enough already without me throwing Peeps out the front door and yelling "Fly away little friends! Fly away and be FREEEEE!" But I was still in the middle of lunch, so I ate the other three. But I bit their heads off first to try and make it as quick and painless as possible. I ALMOST cried I was so sad, but then I'm a HUGE wussie and I cry at the drop of a hat, so that was probably it.
So the moral of the story is: Gail can NEVER eat Peeps EVER again. Ever.
Posted by bandvamp01
at 1:47 PM EDT
Friday, 16 April 2004
Fun at the libary...
Guess what I did last night? I had fun at the libary! I got to ask the libarians questions, and play with microfilm, and print stuff!! I had to go to the libary for a Sociology project. I'm almost done with it, which is good 'cuz it's due Monday. I just have a little bit left to type up, and *hopefully* I'll be able to get that done today at work.
Microfilm is hella-tits. I found my birthday (7-12-83) and I had to print off something for my project, right? But check it out- I was paging through when I came across this add for dental work, or something. It had my name in it! It said like "The first thing I noticed about Gail was her smile..." and then there's a picture of some chick smiling. I bet her real name's not Gail. But how weeeird was that?? On my birthday! Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy. I think I'm gonna hang it on my wall. Or maybe I'll post a pic of it on my website (IF i ever figger out how to work the scanner, that is).
But I'm happy 'cuz after i finish my sociology project (hopefully today), then I'll just have to work on my Spanish project (i'm SUPPOSED to be meeting with the group members tomorrow, but haven't heard from them), and then after that I'll just have a little bit of work on my HPS project. Wooo. And then, of course, fuckin' finals are gonna slap me in the face... but at least my goddamn projects will be done!!! I am SO sick of those damn things. Rrrgh.
On the bright side, my cartilege piercing is doing much better. So is my belly-button piercing. Yay.
Ok, I'm done.
Posted by bandvamp01
at 8:58 AM EDT
Updated: Friday, 16 April 2004 8:59 AM EDT
Thursday, 8 April 2004
Whoaa.. two posts in one day!
Wow. Apparently, people read this. More importantly, apparently the people I talk smack about in the blog read this. Weeird.
Anyway, I would like to apologize to Stewart. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, hon. You're my best friend, and I really didn't mean to piss you off so bad.
However... seriously, that's not the worst thing I've ever done when I was mad at one of my friends. Just ask Brandon. I think glaring and mouthing "I hate you" and "fuck off" at him for an entire PROM NIGHT is waaay worse than venting about someone online. Yes, I really did that. Man was I pissed. But, you know, I can't help it. It's umm... a red-head thing. ((Not many people know that I'm a natural red-head. I choose to dye it black because it's gotten blonder over the years, and i HATE being blonde. pffsh.)) Red-heads are wild in bed and have fiery tempers. Or so the rumor goes :D. I WILL attest to the fiery temper, though. I think anyone who's ever gotten on my bad side knows that.
So... that's all I've got to say. I guess the moral of the story is that if you piss me off, prepare to be flamed on my blog. How nerdy.
Posted by bandvamp01
at 6:42 PM EDT
Thursday, 1 April 2004
Well, dookie-poo. I just found out that Kontrol Faktor is no longer gonna be a weekly event. It's getting cut down to once a month. That makes me saaaaad. Their last weekly night is tomorrow night, so IF ANYONE WANTS TO GO, let me know, mm'kay??
Posted by bandvamp01
at 12:19 PM EST
Saturday, 27 March 2004
KONTROL FAKTOR!!!
Yay!! I went to Kontrol Faktor last night!! It was tits, in my opinion. We got there.. umm... like 10:45, and left around 1:30. I think next time I go, I'mma go to Steak N Shake and drink 4 cups of coffee before going. ((Why Steak N Shake you ask? I'll tell you why: their coffee tastes like shit, but i think they put speed in it. True story.)) The music was really good, but it was pretty dead up until midnight.. And we got to see Patrick dance. Yay Patrick!! If anybody wants to go next time, let me know...
So, the moral of the story is: everybody go to Kontrol Faktor at the Riviera on friday nights!!
http://lamentius.tripod.com/kontrol/index.html
Posted by bandvamp01
at 4:34 PM EST
Tuesday, 23 March 2004
Website update!!
YAAAAY! I updated my WEBSITE!!!
Go check it out... NOW, BIATCH!!
Posted by bandvamp01
at 7:26 PM EST
Updated: Tuesday, 23 March 2004 7:27 PM EST
Monday, 22 March 2004
Yay for quizilla!
Bondage movie! You're into BSDM (Bondage &
Discipline, Dominance & Submission) and chances
are, you're fond of whips, chains, harnesses,
and tight leather outfits. You like to mix a
little pain with a LOT of pleasure, baby!
What kind of porno would you star in?
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Oh hellz yeah.
You know what? Quizilla is addicitve! I think I'mma make a page for all my online quiz results... because I guess I feel the need to share my results with the rest of you, or something...
Posted by bandvamp01
at 8:26 PM EST
Friday, 19 March 2004
*twitch twitch*
I just had a big chocolate chip cookie, and a HUGE cup of coffe-flavored-sugar-milk!!!
BRING ON THE WEEKEND!!!!!!
Posted by bandvamp01
at 4:16 PM EST
Tuesday, 16 March 2004
I want another week off *whine*
Wooo! I had a nice spring break! I did so many interesting things- I visited my Grandparents in Florida, went shopping, went to Busch Gardens, saw a gorilla (it was Nathan's cousin, hahaha), saw some other aminals, went to a sleep-over, saw Patrick get a mini-makeover, and helped to almost change a flat tire!!
Hey, how come no one every responds to any of my posts? Doesn't anyone READ this?? *sob*
I guess I was going to tell the Changing Pepito's Tire escapade, but I guess I won't if no one reads this... Gee, it seems like there was a lot I was going to write about, but now I can't think of any of it. Hmm.
You know what I was thinking about today? Nicknames. I've never really had a lasting nickname... There was a lady at work who called me Red for a couple months (when I had the red streak), but then she quit (and I was sad). Yesterday, the nice lesbian girl in my Psych class called me Skeeter. And just this morning, another lady i work with called me "Gailiford." I have no idea why- i think she was just being silly. I was Little Dog in high school, but only to Nikki (Big Dog), and I vaguely remember someone calling me Tasty Cake, but I forget whom. Oh, and I guess I was "Ivana" my senior year. And Grandmother Mophead in middle school. It's weird that I remember this stuff.
Know what? I'm addicted to gum and lip balm. I have two different kinds of gum and seven different kinds of lip balm in my purse right now. I do NOT, however, like the actual ChapStick brand lip balm. It's gross, like rubbing a big waxy crayon across your lips.
Oh yeah!! Before I forget- Kontrol Faktor (the industrial event i've been talking about) started LAST friday night (my bad yo), but that's okay because only n00bs go on opening night. So, who's up for THIS friday night? ((This message is mostly for Patrick and Stewart, but if anyone else wants to go, lemme know))
Ok, I guess that's it... I'm too sleepy to write a Moral of the Story this time. Figure out yer OWN damn moral!!
Posted by bandvamp01
at 4:17 PM EST
Thursday, 4 March 2004
Yay for warm weather!
Mmmm... it's soooo nice outside! (In the shade, of course). I want to, you know, run through fields of flowers and stuff. In the shade. With sunscreen on.
I've been having a crappy morning, and when I came in to work, a nice lady I work with asked me how I was doing so I go "oh, it's been one of *those* mornings..." So, anyway, she just same up and gave me some m&m's 'cuz I was having a bad morning. I love m&m's!! Yumyumyumyum!! I really like [most of] the people I work with. That totally made my day. Even if it goes downhill from now, I still got m&m's. Yeah.
I listened to bagpipes yesterday. KSU had a poster up saying "Irish Music 3/03" so I was all "hey! *I* like Irish music! That's waaaaay more important than Psychology class!" so I went. I was the only one in the room for like the first 30 minutes. But that didn't matter because no one was playing live music, there was just a cd playing some bagpipe music. But that was okay because I finished some homework and I like bagpipe music. Then two other people showed up. Then some lady came in and was dressed in a kilt and stuff, and she told us everything we'd ever not want to know about bagpipes. There's a lot of stuff I didn't want to know about bagpipes. Did you know bagpipes have a double reed? Well, damnit, now I do. I just wanted to hear some music, yo. So then I had to go to my next class, and right as I left, she started playing. Damn her. But at least it was better than going to class...
2 MORE DAYS 'TIL SPRING BREAK!!! I can't wait!! No school and no work for a whole week!! YAAAAYAYAYAYAY!!
I hope it's nice enough tonight for me to put the top down on Pepito (my car). Only the speshulest peepul get to ride in Pepito. No, I'm just kidding, i'll give a ride to anyone who asks. But you should feel special anyways!
So, the moral of the story is: Live life while you can, 'cuz tomorrow you may walk out in front of a bus.
Posted by bandvamp01
at 10:01 AM EST
Updated: Thursday, 4 March 2004 11:04 AM EST
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