"If I like Marshmellows, and I like you, that doesn't make you a marshmellow, does it?"
"Wha-- Drew, that doesn't even make any sense!!"
(Drew Haddon and John Spiers)
The Big F! (Kim)
Look! Water-flavored Popsicles! (Cristina, walking past the ice machine)
Yeah, the evening just isn't complete without someone getting smacked upside the head. ("Anonymous" -- but you know who you are!)
Because Evil can't get a dental plan! (Heather)
"And it's one more day up in Toccoa...and it's one more night in marching band..." (Freshman year at band camp, on Skit Night, two seniors sung this. It was some trumpet player named Charlie and some other guy. These are the only two lines of the song I remember, but if anyone knows the rest, or even remembers this, will you let me know?)
I go to great lengths to procrastinate. (J.J. on cleaning his room)
I hope your boyfriend doesn't mind.Otherwise we might have problems with making mad bunny sex. Or even sex of other varieties. Or even doing things that don't involve sex. Like... I don't know. Run through fields of flowers and stuff. (Chris on sex)
Wait, wait- can you repeat the thing about the lanyards again? I'm confused; what do we do with them...? (Chase, on the way back from Grand Nationals 2000 (damn chaperones))
Just remember- everyone you love will eventually die, and so will you. one day, everyone that remembers you will die, and then you won't exist even in memory. and you'll have had absolutely no impact on the course of humanity. does that cheer you up? (R. Williams)
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. (Sign above high school band director's door.)
"We have to convey our message to that drunken stoned guy waaaay in the back, at the very top of the bleachers!" "DAD?!" (Freeman and Ross)
my name's rosco--- i have a belly button. (Rosco)
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. (Voltaire)
Despite our intrepid efforts to quell it, defy it, convert it, or escape from it, there still exists an appallingly normal and mainstream world out there with which we are forced to interact.
For three hundred years flutists tried to play in tune. Then they gave up and invented vibrato. (George Barrere)
We all enter this world in the same way: naked, screaming, and soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there.
Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. (D. DeLise)
You are my first everything... except my first LOST love... I will never lose you...and if by chance I do...you will also be my last everything... (Corinne Dubonnet)
A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, But a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue. So open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise!
Underachievement IS a form of achievement.
I like kids, but i don't think i could eat a whole one.
That bloody spider was taunting me before I made it one with the floor.
There's no "I" in "team", but there's a "u" in "suck".
I spent three hours in home depot earlier, and you're still the biggest tool I've seen all day.
Bitter? In days of old, women were special, soft innocent Women's lib gave us the right to be equal.. we can swear, cheat, dress like men, We have given up being special, Now we can work our butt's off, swear, smoke etc. Has a man ever been proud of you for swearing like a trucker? Said you had wonderful breath from your smokes, said gee your hair smells great? OR have you been beaten, treated poorly, left to do "man's" jobs around the house. When was the last time a man treated you special? Romantic? Did special things for you? WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO OURSELVES?? (Unknown Author)
Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother. (TheSpark.com)
A vibration is a motion that can't make up its mind which way it wants to go. (TheSpark.com)
To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up. (TheSpark.com)
Sex is like a pizza- when it's good, it's really good; and when it's bad, it's still pretty good!
Don't sweat the petty things- pet the sweaty things!
Sex is not the answer- It's the question. Yes is the answer! (Vanessa, some random day in high school)
"And it's one more day up in Toccoa...and it's one more night in marching band..." (Freshman year at band camp, on Skit Night, two seniors sung this. It was some trumpet player named Charlie and some other guy. These are the only two lines of the song I remember, but if anyone knows the rest, or even remembers this, will you let me know?)
I go to great lengths to procrastinate. (J.J. on cleaning his room)
I hope your boyfriend doesn't mind.Otherwise we might have problems with making mad bunny sex. Or even sex of other varieties. Or even doing things that don't involve sex. Like... I don't know. Run through fields of flowers and stuff. (Chris on sex)
Wait, wait- can you repeat the thing about the lanyards again? I'm confused; what do we do with them...? (Chase, on the way back from Grand Nationals 2000 (damn chaperones))
Just remember- everyone you love will eventually die, and so will you. one day, everyone that remembers you will die, and then you won't exist even in memory. and you'll have had absolutely no impact on the course of humanity. does that cheer you up? (R. Williams)
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. (Sign above high school band director's door.)
"We have to convey our message to that drunken stoned guy waaaay in the back, at the very top of the bleachers!" "DAD?!" (Freeman and Ross)
my name's rosco--- i have a belly button. (Rosco)
"If I like Marshmellows, and I like you, that doesn't make you a marshmellow, does it?"
"Wha-- Drew, that doesn't even make any sense!!"
(Drew Haddon and John Spiers)
The Big F! (Kim)
Look! Water-flavored Popsicles! (Cristina, walking past the ice machine)
Yeah, the evening just isn't complete without someone getting smacked upside the head. ("Anonymous" -- but you know who you are!)
Because Evil can't get a dental plan! (Heather)