Hey! This is the spiffy page where you get to learn all about me, you lucky little dog!!

Name: Vampire^ (from back in the IRC days, but now some ass stole my name- bitch him out for me!!), bandvamp01 (AIM- feel free to message me), Mama Goth, G-Va (Thanks, Bonequisha, Monestasia, K-Martina, and the rest of "Destiny's Bastard"), and G-FI (thanks, L-BO)...oh! and Shmooky Wookums, but ONLY if you're Nathan ;)

Status: I have the bestest boyfriend in the whooooooole wide world! I love you, Nathan! Yay!!

Hobbies: Hmm...well, breathing is one hobby I do enjoy...but I also like reading, swimming at night, ranting, b.s.-ing, listening to music, surfin' da net, staring, growling, daydreaming, making faces, and talking to myself...

What interests me: Hypothetical situations, shiney objects, obscure theories, and (of course) my boyfriend's fabulous ass (YE-ah)

Stuff I can't live without: My sexy boyfriend (duh), my stuffed doggie Sport (He fends off the monsters while I'm asleep), ratty old jeans, Cheerios, hair dye, blue Faygo, bagpipe music, the word "monkey", glitter, Green Day, my clarinet, vital organs, and, of course- CHOCOLATE!!

Fave music: Green Day, Bad Religion, Strung Out, Anti-Flag, the Casualties, Ska-P, Magno, Sarcastic Clapping, Bouncing Souls, Stephen Lynch, and a slew of random stuff I've played through band

Things I hate: Rude people, flan, homework, collared greens, loud and unruly children, pathetic people who whine all the damn time, bad drivers (hellooooo, Cobb County!), people who'd rather be right than loved (*nods to Stewart, Jeremy, and Dan- the Three Stooges of Petty Argueing... *edit* Stewart, you know I love you, but I'm gonna leave your name up there until... well, until I can think of another petty arguer!), LOUD Nascar racing at 4 am, spiders, prejudiced people, when people don't get my (deliberately corny) jokes and just stand there staring at me like i've lost my mind...oh wait...

People I love: Well, I'm really not sure who wants me talking about them online and all, but definately The Man With The Best Ass In The Universe (a.k.a. Nathan *smooch*), Ass-tapper (*hug*), Pepper (*hug*), the circus freaks(*hugs*), Nathan, Lizzard Mojo, Dirty Dirty Dirty Whore, Wanessa (*hug*), The Body, Hot Pants, Nathan, Stud Muffin, Frodo, Bilbo(*hug* Did I do it??), Twelve-Inch, Gimpy, Dolphin, Bonequesha, Monestasia, K-Martina, The rest of Destiny's Bastard, Nathan, The Rachels, Dixieburger, Nathan, Heff, Chesty LaRue, and Tickle Me. (Can you tell who I love the most?) If I didn't write you on here, lemme know and I'll gladly add you to the list!

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